Ade’s Chronicle 10
The meal was a combination of various ingredients put
together with rice. It was what I loved to call ‘Yellow rice’. It might not be
actually coloured like the Jollof rice, but it was palatable and pleasing to
the taste buds. Our soup had been finished the previous night hence; Rotimi had
ensured that she used the same pot for the cooking of the rice. Bunmi was a
good cook and it surprised me. That was a point for her as ‘bad’ as she was.
We settled down to eat the food. This time around, no one
rushed to get their tummies filled. Thirty minutes later, the rice was history
and had become a resident of our various stomachs. Bunmi packed the plates and
did the dishes and pots and then she picked up her bag and announced that she
was going home.
Rotimi and I walked her to the bus stop where she got on a
bus to Mushin. The sun was not as merciless as it was the previous day and by
the time we got back home, it was one p.m. I flopped unto the bed while Rotimi settled
on the half rug that was in the centre of the room. As usual, we started a gist
about what happened between them.
I had always told the female folks that I know that most guys
are infected with the ‘kiss and tell’ syndrome. Whatever happened between both
of you would become the topic of discussion between him and his friend or among
his friends. The only female that is spared is mostly a guy’s fiancée. Any other
girl is a centre of public gist. So, decide for yourself!
“Ol boy. That babe wan kill me o! But you know say I be
actor, I no allow make she win. Na she run for the end. Trust your guy na.” Rotimi
boasted.
“How e take be wey una come go balcony?” I asked.
“Na the babe o. She say inside dey hot make we go out. I tell
am say we no go fit carry the bed since that one big wella, she say make we
manage the mat. Na so I gree for am o. Ol boy, body dey pain me sef.” Rotimi narrated
as he rolled to my side.
“Maybe make we buy that student mattress sef. That one no go
make body pain una again. That one go cost like 7k but e go serve us wella. Abi
wetin you think?” I suggested.
“Na the thing wey I been dey think be that o. We go buy am
tomorrow na.” Rotimi agreed.
“So how the babe be na?” I asked to know the main event.
“The girl sweet o. But that her place no dey tight wella. She
don dey do am tey tey. Lola own sef tight pass am. You sabi as Lola go almost
dey cry when we dey do am that time, this one no be so o. She just dey take am
as I dey give am, she come dey shake like say na honey I dey thruway give am. She
even say I no do am reach but sha that na before we come chop Eba. Ol boy, that
girl na winch!” He said relishing his escapade.
I listened attentively as he narrated how he went down with Bunmi
from the kiss of the first round to the moans, the ‘uhs’, ‘ahs’, and the final
attestation of how good he was by Bunmi.
It was not the first time we would be having such a
discussion but what made this different was that the girl involved was a ‘small
girl’. Lola and the rest we had been ‘banging’ were matured ladies. They weren’t
fifteen or sixteen year olds. What also baffled me was his assertion that the
girl was wilder and ‘more experienced’ than the previous ladies we had met and who
were obviously older than she is. Wonders shall never cease!
I should note here that whatever went on between us and our
respective fiancées never got discussed. We only discussed open ones like
quarrels and the ones that needed one of to beg the other’s fiancée on his
behalf. What went on when the lights are off are not discussed.
Thus began the official rumble in the jungle between my
friend and one of my students. The party occurred home and away. Most times, it
was in our house and I had known the sleeping arrangements. Rotimi never
complained of body pains again because we had bought the student mattress as we
planned. Even on one occasion, I could have sworn that I heard as Rotimi made Bunmi
yearn for more. It could also be that I was dreaming. Bunmi too would invite
him to her house, mostly in the afternoon, and they would take the romp to
another level. That was the news Rotimi gave when he came back from such
escapades. The night fight is left for our house.
What of me? You would ask. I got my share. And things got to
a stage we .......... Let me leave that or you could take guesses...
Time flew and school resumed. Bunmi made good her promise
without telling either I or Rotimi. What did she do?........
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